Monthly Archives: March 2013
Written: March 28, 2013
During our lunchtime, me and my Indian officemates were discussing about vices (alcohol and smoking).
office mate 1: I have a relative in India. He smokes 6 packs a day. He died of stroke. He was only 57.
office mate 2: 6 packs a day!? I’m not surprised.
office mate 3: Well, there are a lot of factors. Sometimes it’s genetics. On my mother side, almost all of my relatives reach 80, 90 plus. My grandfather smoked 4 packs a day and he was 90 plus years old when he died.
apollo: In my country, I know someone who didn’t smoke nor drink. He died very young. Around 20’s.
office mates: How did he die?
apollo: *in all seriousness* Suicide. *sabay subo ng rice with tinola*
I just had to say it. Di ko mapigilan eh. Or maybe that’s the tinola (my ulam) talking.
Written: Mar 11, 2013
Di niyo ba napapansin na mas napapadalas ang sunog tuwing Marso?
Dapat kasi huwag na magcelebrate ng fire prevention month eh. Huwag kayong tumawa. Subukan lang natin next year at baka kumonti ang mga sunog. The power of reverse psychology. Subukan lang natin. 😀
Written: March 5, 2013
If you’re filthy rich, buy all condoms on the afternoon of February 13. Enjoy watching a nation crumble due to unwanted pregnancies. Muhahaha!
Kamtutinkopit, this can be a good (non)military strategy towards a western enemy nation. I’m so going to hell for this.
Written: March 1, 2013
Naglagay kamakailan ang isang simbahan sa Bacolod ng tarpaulin na nagsasabing huwag iboto ang mga kandidatong sumang-ayon sa RH law. Pinagsabihan sila ng Comelec na labag sa batas ang ginagawa nila dahil lumagpas sa itinakdang laki ang kanilang trapal. Kung hindi daw nila tatanggalin iyon, kakasuhan sila ng Comelec. Read the rest of this entry